2/20/08

The Big Hit

i could comment on the weird chicken scene in which madgyver and i had to curl up we were so uncomfortable (yes, you read that right. i was uncomfortable).
i could comment on the fact that the girl marky mark kidnapped/chickened was probably in prep school and therefore under the age of 18.
i could comment on the strange "drunk dad" subplot.
i could point out all of that.
but instead i only have a few things to say: 1998 (yes, samamual, it really was that ridiculous), trace buster buster buster, unbuttoned shirt, snake tattoo, 80ish minutes, and overly zealous masturbation.
also, as wildfire said, probably some of the best action movie explosions ever.

sidenote: we need some ideas for action movies that have female characters that don't make me want to smack someone.
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2 comments:

  1. UnknownFebruary 21, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    There is no such thing as a non anoying female in an action movie.

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  2. MadelineFebruary 21, 2008 at 4:26 PM

    I'm going to have to disagree with Christopher here.

    Supporting Evidence:

    i. Ashley Judd as Libby Parsons in Double Jeopardy

    ii. Natalie Portman as Evey in V for Vendetta

    iii. Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft in Lara Croft Tomb Raider

    iv. Robin Wright Penn as Princess Buttercup in The Princess Bride

    v. Uma Thurman as Beatrix Kiddo in Kill Bill

    It's rare for them not to be annoying as hell, but they do exist.

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