It's like a book club with explosions



1/30/08

The Rock

Dear Jesus, this movie was sweet.
First of all, Sean Connery is a god among men. No argument. The next person I hear speak an ill word against this paragon of men is going to get physically punched. By me.
Nick Cage was great, in a hilarious kind of way. E.g., the Rocket Man line. I rest my case.
So many things about action movies must ipso facto not make sense. That's right, I'm busting out the Latin phrases. BUt what I'm saying is that they're always neglecting details for the sake of action sequences. For this example i will refer you to the underground mine sequence. Does Alcatraz really have a mine like that? Ummmm.....who cares? Sweet action sequence.
In conclusion, I would do Sean Connery.

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